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Funny Business Slogans
Anesthesiologist business card: When you care enough to sleep with the
very best.
Sign at a Gynecologist’s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist’s office: Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist’s door: To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber’s truck: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company: We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an Electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push.
At an Optometrist’s Office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist’s window: We really know our stuff.
On a Fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.
In a Restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and
get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills.
Sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
Septic system cleaning business slogan: We’re #1 in the #2 business.
